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One Hell Of A Deal

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Get a Chew Toys album on colored vinyl and a t-shirt for a bargain price. Album comes with free digital download code. We are out of smalls and mediums already.

Please choose a shirt size when ordering!

In United States – $10 shipped to you!

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Anywhere Else In The World – $25 shipped to you!

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Set of ALL THREE T-SHIRTS

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All three of the shirts we still have in stock, shipped to you for one low price. We can only do these sets completely in Large and X-Large. If you order a 2XLarge set, you’ll get 2Xlarge of Ludes and Album cover, and an XLarge of the Fuck You Up shirt. Sorry, we sold out of 2x in that size already.

 

In the US – $12 shipped to you.

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Anywhere else in the world – $30 shipped to you!

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FREE download of the DIGITAL album

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Get THE CHEW TOYS in high-bitrate format for all you hipsters who listen to music on click-wheel iPods and vintage iBooks. Click here to download it.  You can pay for it if you wish, or you can have it for free.

Buy the LUDE TOUR 2015 t-shirt!

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This is a sporty back-print on a blue shirt kind of situation. Sold at stops on our last tour. Featuring a quaalude. Low quantities in certain sizes.

In the US – $4 shipped to you.

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Anywhere else in the world – $13 shipped to you!

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Buy the WHITE LP cover shirt!

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We don’t ever reprint t-shirts. When they’re gone they’re gone. But we love our album cover so much, we’ve done a second wave of LP cover shirts in white with black printing. Looks awesome. Only L, XL and XXL left.

In the US – $4 shipped to you.

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Anywhere else in the world – $13 shipped to you!

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Buy the OG “Chew Toys Will Fuck You Up Shirt”

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The shirt that got the ball rolling. We have a few of these beauties from 2012 hanging around. Sizes LARGE and EXTRA LARGE only. Buy one. Impress your friends.

In the US – $4 shipped to you!

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Anywhere else in the world – $13 shipped to you!

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